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About Me Member Fantasy Writer datatrollMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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My irritation. In verse.

Sat Mar 14, 2009, 2:20 PM
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Spammers they inundate, a deluge of crap.
My money they aspire to catch in their trap.
The tell me of fortunes, vast and mine.
All they require is my toeing the line.

They want something from me, my card information.
Perhaps an account routing designation.
A princess is caught or a rich man is dead
All of it leads to honeyed words in my head.

Some are quite slick, and warrant a look.
Others are intended to be read by a crook.
All of them play on my laziness and greed
and all of them try on my wallet to feed.

I have a tip for them, if you all would not mind.
The first is to hire a shyster not blind
For the language of spam is a terrible thing
and the way it is writ does not English sing

It is insulting at best to think I would fall
and go for your scam thus dropping the ball
When your grasp of my language is so incredibly bad
That the only words that come to my mind is "that's sad."

So do me a favor and spare me your snivel
I am tired of getting your pathetic drivel
If you can't stop cold turkey, if there's some driving need
At least make them more entertaining to read!

Thank you.

  • Listening to: The hum of my computer fans.
  • Watching: Stewart Destroying Cramer.
  • Playing: With myself. Don't fight the mental image.
  • Eating: Nothing. I wouldn't want to dilute the booze.
  • Drinking: Tullamore Dew

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: North America
  • Interests: Reading, Writing, movies, internet gaming, "other" gaming, women. Not in any order.
  • Favourite movie: Dawn of the Dead, Original. Forgive me.
  • Favourite band or musician: http://www.corporealmusic.net/home.html Good stuff, and they need your support.
  • Favourite genre of music: Moody Rock, alternative, and sometimes a strong leaning toward heavy metal.
  • Favourite artist: None at the momment, but there are MANY I admire.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Depends on my mood, But right now? Harry Harrison. Stainless Steel Rat for the win.
  • Favourite photographer: Anybody that doesn't take pictures of me.
  • Favourite style of art: 3d rendered and interactive. Video games...
  • Operating System: Win XP. Quit looking at me like that, I am a gamer. I have few options.
  • MP3 player of choice: winamp, or windows media player.
  • Shell of choice: Wallnut.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Black. I refuse to run the risk of losing even a single frame a second.
  • Skin of choice: Standard boring blah.
  • Favourite game: TF2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Guts. From Berserk.
  • Personal Quote: "Just killing time until time kills me."
  • Tools of the Trade: My brain and "Open Office."

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Comments


:iconsamholy:
hey, thanks a lot for the watch!

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'' I want to draw better ''
Efforts constants, étude quotidienne et toujours essayer d'évoluer.
:icondatatroll:
No worries. Just finally noticed the Deviant Art tag on your web comic page, or I would have a while ago.

Besides, your art is pretty interesting in its own right.

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I write, I don't draw. I believe my offerings to be worthy but there is nothing pretty where I live. Fair warning.
:iconsamholy:
oh, so youre a Elle reader :-)
and for a long time ?

i guess you can see I dont stick to Elle style of drawings :-p

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'' I want to draw better ''
Efforts constants, étude quotidienne et toujours essayer d'évoluer.
:icondatatroll:
If by "long time" you mean "about three months" then yes. It is on my list of slow updating comics. I check it every couple of weeks or so. I find it entertaining, if a bit ridiculous at times.

Yes, I was pleasantly surprised to see that you don't stick to just one thing. It is always sad to see an artist stagnate, and you seem to be avoiding that pitfall thus far.

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I write, I don't draw. I believe my offerings to be worthy but there is nothing pretty where I live. Fair warning.
:iconsamholy:
well, i mostly hate to do the same thing over and over again. else than comic that is.
even there, i like to try new styles now and then.

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'' I want to draw better ''
Efforts constants, étude quotidienne et toujours essayer d'évoluer.
:icondruid-ulises:
Thanks for the watch!

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